- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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