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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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