- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Justin Bieber.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

whats white and sticky? a white stick

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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