Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

woman's rights

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

If life gives you lemonade.

I have a really funny joke.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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