Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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