So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

._____________________. Whale!

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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