When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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how man

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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