So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Anti Jokes = Drained

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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