- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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