Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

God is real.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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