- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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