- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

what are you mike bibby?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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