- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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