- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats green and lives in the water

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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