What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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