- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

the WNBA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

women rights

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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