What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your big dick.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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