Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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