- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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