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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Robin, get in the car!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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