- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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