- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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