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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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