- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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