- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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