:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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