A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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