what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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