whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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