- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yellow People !!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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