- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!