- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

roses are black violets are black i am blind

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

alert("Hello");

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

I don't get it

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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