- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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