Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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