What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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