Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

God is real.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's worse than this That :(

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man died.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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