- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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