- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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