what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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