What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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David Cameron

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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