- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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