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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Refridgerator.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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