- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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