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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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deez nuts

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Read a Book.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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