- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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