- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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