A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Women's rights

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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