- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

I have no joke. u mad?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

poop.........

Liars go to hell! -God

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

So this blonde walks into a library.

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