- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Women's Rights

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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