- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Whats green? The color green.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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