why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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