What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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