What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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