- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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