why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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i hate non minorities!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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