Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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