Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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the cow goes moo

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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