What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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