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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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