What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Barack Obama.

Your big dick.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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