- Anti Joke

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.