What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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