Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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One time i was sitting down

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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like most people my age. im 27

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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