Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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