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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

I think everybody should have a penis.

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