What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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