What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

You know what's funny? Rape

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

I'm homeless.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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