- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

race-car = rac-ecar

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Jesus Christ

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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