whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Hello world

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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