Liars go to hell! -God

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

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