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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

womens rights.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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