- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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